Magic and Mayhem: Witch, Please (Kindle Worlds Novella) (Ida May Chronicles Book 2) by Deanna Chase

Author:Deanna Chase [Chase, Deanna]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Kindle Worlds
Published: 2016-10-16T22:00:00+00:00

5

“I’m going to bed,” Zelda announced not long after we arrived back at her house.

“It’s not even ten o-clock.” Sassy, sprawled across Jeeves on the couch, took a long pull from her beer bottle.

“Y’all have worn me out.” She put her hand out to Mac. “Besides, my mate and I have more, ah… interesting things to do.”

“Yeah, like each other.” Sassy snickered.

I chuckled and curled into the chair, wishing it was me taking my man upstairs. I was human after all. At least for the time being anyway. “Hey, can’t say I blame them.”

“Naked Dude, keep an eye on this riffraff,” Zelda called over her shoulder. “Don’t let them burn anything down, all right?”

“I’m on it.” Fabio waved them off and turned back to Sterling. The two were having a heated debate about what kind of motor was the best for a custom chopper. Who knew Fabio had an interest in riding?

As soon as Zelda disappeared, Sassy slammed her beer bottle down on the coffee table and announced, “I’m bored. Let’s do something.” She turned to me. “This is not how you’re going to spend your time as a human.”

I raised one eyebrow. “What did you have in mind?”

“Something fun. Naughty.” She lowered her voice and spoke in a conspiratorial tone. “Something that would make Zelda’s head spin.”

“Like raiding her closets?” I joked.

“Na. If we can’t leave the property, there’s no use in getting dressed up,” she said.

“The hell there isn’t,” Fabio added, his expression horrified. “Staying in is never an excuse for dressing like a slob.” His gaze traveled over Sassy, his lips turned down in disapproval. Then he turned to me and his entire body shuddered. “You both need help.”

“Hey!” Sassy cried, arching her chest out far enough I was certain we were about to witness a wardrobe malfunction. “I have great taste.”

“Yeah,” Jeeves agreed, his gaze fixated on her magnificent rack.

Sterling and Diesel were both silent.

Smart men.

“No, you don’t.” Fabio grabbed his mug from the table and moved toward the kitchen. “Tomorrow I’m staging an intervention.”

“I’m game,” I said, itching to ditch the trailer trash fashion I was currently sporting.

“That could be fun.” Sassy pursed her lips together. “Do we get to raid Zelda’s closets?”

“Where else are we going to find acceptable clothes?” He winked and disappeared into the kitchen.

“Fun.” Sassy clapped her hands together. “But that’s tomorrow. What about tonight? I can’t keep sitting here. I’m going to go bat shit crazy.”

“TV?” Diesel said.

“God no.” Sassy gave him a what-the-fuck-look. “Sterling and Ida May don’t want to waste their time watching sitcom reruns. They can do that anytime. We have to do something Fun, capital F.”

“We could go down to the lake,” Jeeves said, running his hand through his headful of braids.

“Yes! The lake.” I jumped to my feet and headed for the door.

“Wait,” Sassy called. “We need more booze.”

“And towels,” Jeeves added.

“Towels? For what?” Diesel asked. “The lake water can’t be warmer than fifty degrees. You’re not really going to go swimming are you?”

“That’s plenty warm enough for my firecracker,” Jeeves boasted as he poked his head into the hall linen closet.

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